英式没品笑话—光头男人怎么梳发？

英式没品笑话—光头男人怎么梳发？ 01
How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair?

He cuts holes in his pockets.

光头男人怎么梳发？

在裤兜里掏个洞。

02

Before the last time the wife and I even attempted sex, she hissed at me and said, "Aren't you going to wear a fucking condom !?"

"No need, there's no bloody way you can bring me to orgasm."

上次我和妻子准备做爱的时候，她突然生气了：“你不打算戴套吗！？”

“没必要，反正看着你我也射不出来。”


03

A 10 year old American schoolgirl has been praised for refusing to answer a maths question which asked her to compare the weights of three females. Quite right too ...
How the fuck is a 10 year old supposed to do sums with numbers as big as an American womans' weight?

美国一10岁女学生拒绝回答老师的问题反而受到了表扬，因老师要她比较三个女性的体重。其实也没错啦…

一个10岁小孩怎么他妈的能运算像美国女人的体重那么大的数字？